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well apparently
you guys want these storys
so heres a good one
ok im not sure if you know this
but daron wrote kill rock n roll because one day, he hit a rabbit
with his car
heres how it all happened
one day
me,serj and and shavo were watching jerry springer
well the phone starts ringing and shavo picks up
its daron
he's like freaking out and shavo's waving me over to come listen
to this
so darons like "what do i do? what do i do?"
by this time me and shavo feel bad but darons being a puss so were
laughing at him
daron hears us laughing and says
"shut the fuck and tell me what to do!"
and shavo says
"ok well first grab a shovel and pick it up with it"
(we know daron carrys around a shovel fpr some unknown reason)
and daron does it and then hes like
"what do i do now?"
and shavo says
"well get real close to it...(he paused and im like gasping for
air im laughing so hard) and give it a big kiss!"
So we start bustin out laughing
and darons like
"shut the fuck up!"
so serj notices whats going on and he talks to daron for a while
and actually goes out to where daron was and helps him dig a grave
for the thing
and when daron came back to the house
he goes to the kitchen and starts writing
(as you can guess he was writing kill rock n roll)
and thats the story
i hope you enjoyed it
vote good on it!!
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cody Rhythm Player |
#1 by cody watts at May 13, 2006 at 10:02 PM EST |
| funny story john,i look forward to seeing more :) | |
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drykill n00b! |
#2 by drykill trivhead at May 22, 2006 at 8:42 PM EST |
| thats crazy, sure would like to know more of where your song inspirations came from, that would be awesome. | |
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Average |
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| thank god for that because kill rock and roll is ne of their favorite songs. | |
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Nicholas n00b! |
#4 by Nicholas Webb at Jun 3, 2006 at 11:46 PM EST |
| yea thats a cool story meng but how do you explain when serj says "MOW DOWN THE SEXY PEOPLE!" after Daron says "SO I FELT LIKE...."well you know? | |
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zach Average |
#5 by zach c at Jul 23, 2006 at 10:02 PM EST |
| lol cant wait till next story. Serj seem like a great person but in that interview u have on ur page daren and him are like ****ing that lady off.lol | |
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.+*Marita*+. n00b! |
#6 by .+*Marita*+. at Aug 7, 2006 at 5:47 AM EST |
| hehe funny story :D | |
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David n00b! |
#7 by David at Aug 19, 2006 at 1:15 PM EST |
| lol!! funny!!! | |